trump’s 'gorgeous' battleships, kim jong un's teen heir & breakup butlers | zinternational ep.01

welcome to zinternational where the news is spicy and the sarcasm is free!

while you’re crying over overpriced roses, president trump is at fort bragg giving out $1776 bonuses because $1775 just wasn't "patriotic" enough. we dive into his "gorgeous" battleship obsession and the "discombobulator" the secret weapon even he can’t talk about (but did... twice).

then, we head to north korea to meet the world’s most powerful 13-year-old, kim ju-ae. kim jong un ki heir taiyaar hai aur north korea bhi, kya duniya taiyaar hai?

finally, we talk about red tuesday and breakups ki bharmaar in february. ye ho kya raha hai janne ke liye watch the full episode.

in this episode:
00:00 - spacex launch (wait, what?)
01:30 - trump’s 1-dollar patriotism & gorgeous ships
04:15 - kim jong un's teen heir
06:45 - the business of breakups: hissing roaches & ai crying
08:30 - global chaos: panama canal, iran, & rotten tomatoes

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